Dream: Midgets in Bear Suits

I was walking down a street, looking for something. I’m not sure what. I was walking and I came to a parking lot. Someone had set up a stage that was shaped like a submarine that had breached the surface. as I approached, dozens of midgets in bear suits jumped up and started singing and dancing, with full cinematics and chorus lines and lights; it was a sight to behold, both stunningly choreographed and chaotic. They sang and danced and I sat against a block to watch this show that was for me alone. I was entertained and confused and a little disturbed. Then Ryan pranced onto the stage in a black leotard with little white hearts on it, singing the lead. This was really odd because Ryan is very homophobic and would never do this, ever. I was even more confused but laughing my arse off, glad to be sitting or else I’d have collapsed from my aching sides. As I laughed, he leaped onto the box I was leaning against and belted out his finishing lines. Just then, everyone stopped and in the background was Chris Griffin from Family Guy yelling, “I told you: I hate f---ing texts!” The whole show had just been an elaborate text.